{"product_id":"if-i-get-hit-by-a-bus-tomorrow-heres-how-to-replace-the-toilet-paper-roll-a-womans-instructional-guide-for-men","title":"If I Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow, Here's How To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll: A Woman's Instructional Guide for Men","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"a-spacing-none a-text-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"productTitle\" class=\"a-size-large celwidget\" data-csa-c-id=\"d17s7e-bnoqno-a7p7b6-ouqjse\" data-cel-widget=\"productTitle\"\u003eIf I Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow, Here's How To Replace The Toilet Paper Roll: A Woman's Instructional Guide for Men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\" data-csa-c-id=\"7me2ke-x2ozvs-qq3rhj-xygf6j\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-asin=\"0847861260\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"bylineInfo\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-feature-name=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"celwidget\" id=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-micro bylineHidden feature\" id=\"bylineInfo\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"bylineInfo\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"bylineInfo\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"1607552647\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"dhcvwq-ld6gsi-gdmi6m-rfpyy1\" data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-micro bylineHidden feature\" data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo\"\u003eby\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author notFaded\" data-width=\"\"\u003e\u003ca class=\"a-link-normal\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Mary-McHugh\/e\/B000API3F4\/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1\"\u003eMary McHugh\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"contribution\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-color-secondary\"\u003e(Artist)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"centerAttributesColumns\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"centerAttributesColumns\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"centerAttributesColumns\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"centerAttributesColumns\" data-csa-c-asin=\"1607552647\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"870o6v-2g99m7-qzeq5l-at15k1\" data-cel-widget=\"centerAttributesColumns\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"a-section a-spacing-micro bylineHidden feature\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-width=\"148\" class=\"author notFaded\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-cel-widget=\"centerAttributesColumns\" data-csa-c-id=\"jewlz6-6hghn7-lr4wft-debbjg\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-asin=\"0847861260\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"centerAttributesColumns\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"centerAttributesColumns\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-feature-name=\"centerAttributesColumns\" class=\"celwidget\" id=\"centerAttributesColumns\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"bookDescription\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"bookDescription\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"1607552647\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"hq4ucy-ts91fx-rgo87p-c1ol2y\" data-cel-widget=\"bookDescription_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-a-expander-name=\"book_description_expander\" data-a-expander-collapsed-height=\"280\" class=\"a-expander-collapsed-height a-row a-expander-container a-spacing-base a-expander-partial-collapse-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-expanded=\"false\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMary McHugh, best-selling humor author, considers her new book a public service for women everywhere. 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